As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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