office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
