If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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