i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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