Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Randomize
