I am in a vortex of obligation.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My pussy is not your playground.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Randomize
