No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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