I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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