Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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