How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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