I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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