so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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