some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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