is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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