I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i barfeds in our rink
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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