break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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