her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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