he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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