dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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