Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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