Non-Jews are for practice
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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