that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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