I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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