Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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