She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
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the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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