I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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