apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
