**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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