I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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