He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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