hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
As shirtless as possible
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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