Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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