Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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