I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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