office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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