Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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