I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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