your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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