Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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