five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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