He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
