whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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