why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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