No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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