Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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