On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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