well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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