what if I'm pregnant?
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He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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