The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
