i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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