Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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