After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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