do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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