we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
